Wrong - Michael Rosen

Poem Title: Wrong

Author : Michael Rosen

Source : You Tell Me 

We went on holiday with 

Mr Wrong.

Everything we said, he said was 

Wrong.

He asked us

if night came before day

or day before day.

We said that day came before night

He said, 

Wrong.

So we said night came before day.

He said, 

Wrong.

He asked us which came first,

Sunday or Monday.

We said, Sunday.

He said, 

Wrong.

So we said,

Monday.

He said,

Wrong.

He asked us if he was telling fibs.

We said, yes. 

He said,

Wrong.

He asked us if he was telling the truth.

We said, yes.

He said,

Wrong.

Then we asked him,

Why are you asking us all these questions?

He said it was because 

we liked it.

And we said,

Wrong.