Hey Diddle Diddle - Andrew Fusek-Peters

Poem Title: Hey Diddle Diddle
Author : Andrew Fusek-Peters 
Source : Mad, Bad and Dangerously Haddock

Wash your ears! Mum said.

So I took them off,

And stuck them in the washing machine.

Clean your room! Dad said.

So i rolled it up,

And shook it out of the window. 

Make the breakfast! My brother said

So I did-

With bits of balsa wood and modelling glue.

Feed the Cat, My Auntie said,

So I fed him...

To the dog!

Take your time! Dad said.

So I packed up the clocks

And flew off to Mars

Where the days fly by,

Wearing nothing but stars!